Samisms

If anyone still checks this and haven't totally given up on us will notice, wow, this is totally out of date. I will never get this back into date unless I just start and then go backwards. In the past 6 months or so Sam and Brodi have continued to grow up, crazy I know. Growing up makes then so funny as they try to figure out the world. Brodi is talking so much right now and Sam is hilarious as he comments on his interpretation of the world around him. I have to include some of the Samisms that he shares.





Sam on religion

On our way to church:
Sam: Mommy, it's pretty awesome.
Me: What's awesome Sam?
Sam: Church, it's pretty awesome.



Talking to Sam after church:
Sam: Mommy, do you want to see Jesus?
Me: Yes Sam, I would love to see Jesus.
Sam to BJ: Daddy do you want a new wife?

Huh? What? Do you know something Sam?



My favorite line in Sam's prayers. Sometimes the only line that makes it into any prayer.
Sam: Please bless Jesus to be happy.

Driving in the car:
Sam: Mommy, I want to live with Heavenly Father.
Me: I do too Sam.
Sam: Let's make good choices.

Sam on baby Hannah

Commenting on me at about 20 weeks pregnant:
Sam with a concerned look on his face: Mommy your tummy is getting so, so big! Baby Hannah needs to come out!

Sam looking at a picture of me taken last summer:
Sam: Mommy this picture is BEFORE baby Hannah was in your tummy.

After told him I couldn't spin him around like our 19 year old babysitter had just been doing and me being 8 months pregnant.
Sam: Mommy I want your tummy to be little again and baby Hannah to be out. (You and me both.)

Sam after watching me tap an empty water bottle on my tummy.
Sam: Mommy, don't hit baby Hannah!!

Sam on marriage

Sam having a really bad day and believe it or not having a bit of a tantrum.
Sam crying and stops: I just want to get married!!
BJ: Oh really, who are you going to marry?
Sam: Mama.
BJ: Well I already married her, you will have to find someone else.
Sam breaks into another fit of crying.

Sam and I looking at a picture of the temple.
Sam: That is where you got married.
Mommy: Yes that's where Mommy and Daddy got married.
Sam: I am going to get married there too.
Mommy: Who are you going to marry?
Sam: You.
Mommy:Too bad, I already married Daddy.
Sam: Miranda (Our baby sitter who just got engaged.)
Mommy: Well Miranda is going to marry Tyler.
Sam: Tiff (his aunt)
Mommy: Tiff already married Ty.
Sam: Grandma
Mommy: Grandma Hansen?
Sam: Yes.
Mommy: Well ok when you are old enough to get married we can see if Grandma Hansen is available. (Sorry Dad.)